OneWackyGuy's Xanga

Monday, June 19, 2006

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 21:08:14 GMT

Dun dundundDUN...I HAVE RETURNED! I don't know if anyone still reads this but I will post anyway. I am back and doing great. And now, because you crave it...MORE ADVICE!

If a girl wants to meet you at a party, don't forget what time the PARTY IS!

Small children have the abilitly to suck your lifeforce with their cuteness.

"Take a left and, eh, you'll find it." Is CRAPPY directions.

Nobody tosses a dwarf, but everyone tosses a Goofy Ball!

Cafeteria food tastes like poopy.

There ya go folks. I'm back with a vengeance...or however you spell it. Becker Away!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:16:49 GMT

The Chuck Norris phase has hit full swing so I decided to add a few that I made up.

It took God 7 days to create the Universe, it took another 12 days to create Chuck Norris.

Anakin Skywalker was conceived by midi-chlorians pushed into Shmi Skywalker from the aftermath of one of Norris's roundhouse kicks outside Mos Espa.

Chuck Norris's toenail clippings are considered currency in poor South African countries.

The Harry Potter cat Mrs. Norris is Chuck's first wife who de-evolved after their honeymoon due to insane pleasure.

The Grand Canyon is a result of a temper tantrum thrown by Chuck Norris at age 5.

Chuck Norris looks at the dash between dates on your tomb stone as a "grace period."

Fun stuff.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:57:34 GMT

These are some posters I made up, one for my script based off the song of the same name, Hotel California. The other I made for my production of Godspell that I was Jesus in last year.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:51:48 GMT

I was thinking, "If I were to put an out in the personals what would it say?" And I think, by George, I've got it!

"Single White Male who loves theatre, Star Wars and having shitloads of fun. Turn-ons include humor, Star Wars references and Battleship gaming talent. Turn-offs include a hate for all things funny, a dislike of Star Wars and using wierd sexual quotes without a proper explanation. Other Turn-ons inclue The Sheilds Twins, just cause they are that awesome! (Thats for you girls.) If interested be contact me at OneWackyGuy on Xanga."

Yup, thats my personal ad, including the side comment in parenthathese, because I'm that cool. And how wierd would it be to put your Xanga in a personal ad? God, I'm awkward.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:37:11 GMT

I love Star Wars. I am a huge nerd and I really love Star Wars. I am sitting in my room looking at my collection realizing how much I really love it. I just am a HUGE nerd. And I live vicariously through my friends who have lives at other colleges and in other cities. But I enjoy sitting in my room reveling in my Star Wars collection. Mmmm...Star Wars. This entry has nothing to do with anything. But I just had to confess my love for Star Wars. Oh! And I hit my friend Dave with his car. Ask me about it. Star Wars.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:24:09 GMT

Noone ever really comments on what I write. The quiz got like NO response and the one girl that took it doesn't even want to go out with me. And yes, I'm talking about Dave. HAHA Burn! And yes, I'm gonna be a tubby bitch because I want people to comment on my stupid, useless, craphole blog that isn't really a blog, but an entertaining chance for people I don't see often to revel in my hilarity. So to sum up: I'm a tubby bitch when not commented on, but I also am insanely cocky. And I can't wait to play Battleship. And Grey's Anatomy quotes are scary...but once you come to grip with them they can be quite...never mind.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:56:55 GMT

As Valentine's day enters I realized that sometimes people come into our lives who touch us like we didn't expect...and then we sue them.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:27:49 GMT

Girls. Women. Chicas. I am about to rant on the female of the species. What is WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? First off, you gotta act like you're all superior to us just because...you kinda are...NOT THE POINT! Then, after letting us, not so subtley, letting us know that your not interested, you walk around in these skimpy little outfits in the middle of a BLIZZARD! And if thats not enough, when you see us giving you the attention you apparentally want, you slap us and call us perves. And if we are trying to be polite you get offended because you think we don't find you attractive. What is wrong with girls. Or there are those girls that are twins and feel the need to tease you and live in a DIFFERENT STATE ENTIRELY. Or the girls that feel the need to seduce you out of winning a game of Battleship, BUT NOT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS. This is my pre-Valentine's rant because people like to hear me go off on my anti-Valentine/anti-girl rant, and being that I'm not too angry this year I kinda made it up. Hope you like it.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:58:04 GMT

WHOOO! What a Super Bowl. Oh man, it was filled with a bunch of great moments. Like when the one player threw the ball and his teammate caught it beyond anyone's expectations. Or when that guy from the other team got a touchdown after getting past the other team's players. Wow I was so excited seeing the winning team win.

Ok, I didn't watch the Super Bowl. Until about half an hour ago I didn't know who was in the Super Bowl. I've never seen a Super Bowl and probably never will. Unless my twins become NFL cheerleaders and their team makes it to the Super Bowl. Then I'll watch.

TAKE A QUIZ ABOUT ME!

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:02:51 GMT

I am going to take advantage of having a website and be exceptionally girlie and put up a quiz about myself. Take it and the answers will be in a comment so you can check your answers and report how you did. These are tough questions so answer to the best of your knowledge.

1. Which do I like more?
A. Heart Surgery
B. Second Hand Smoke
C. Ugly People
D. Taco Bell

2. Who is my favorite actor?
A. HR Puffinstuff
B. A Wet Sock
C. My Elf Cookies
D. Robin Williams

3. What is my favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Stage Door
B. Winnie the Pooh
C. Debby Does Dallas
D. Othello

4. What is my favorite movie of the following?
A. Debbie Does Dallas
B. Return of the Jedi
C. Bewitched
D. KITH Brain Candy

5. If you are a girl...do you love me? If you are a guy...are you my buddy?
A. Yes
B. Yes
C. No
D. Yes