Dun dundundDUN...I HAVE RETURNED! I don't know if anyone still reads this but I will post anyway.  I am back and doing great.  And now, because you crave it...MORE ADVICE!

If a girl wants to meet you at a party, don't forget what time the PARTY IS!

Small children have the abilitly to suck your lifeforce with their cuteness.

"Take a left and, eh, you'll find it." Is CRAPPY directions.

Nobody tosses a dwarf, but everyone tosses a Goofy Ball!

Cafeteria food tastes like poopy.

There ya go folks. I'm back with a vengeance...or however you spell it.  Becker Away!