The Chuck Norris phase has hit full swing so I decided to add a few that I made up.

It took God 7 days to create the Universe, it took another 12 days to create Chuck Norris.

Anakin Skywalker was conceived by midi-chlorians pushed into Shmi Skywalker from the aftermath of one of Norris's roundhouse kicks outside Mos Espa.

Chuck Norris's toenail clippings are considered currency in poor South African countries.

The Harry Potter cat Mrs. Norris is Chuck's first wife who de-evolved after their honeymoon due to insane pleasure.

The Grand Canyon is a result of a temper tantrum thrown by Chuck Norris at age 5.

Chuck Norris looks at the dash between dates on your tomb stone as a "grace period."

Fun stuff.