I was thinking, "If I were to put an out in the personals what would it say?"  And I think, by George, I've got it!

"Single White Male who loves theatre, Star Wars and having shitloads of fun.  Turn-ons include humor, Star Wars references and Battleship gaming talent.  Turn-offs include a hate for all things funny, a dislike of Star Wars and using wierd sexual quotes without a proper explanation.  Other Turn-ons inclue The Sheilds Twins, just cause they are that awesome! (Thats for you girls.)  If interested be contact me at OneWackyGuy on Xanga."

Yup, thats my personal ad, including the side comment in parenthathese, because I'm that cool.  And how wierd would it be to put your Xanga in a personal ad?  God, I'm awkward.