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OneWackyGuy
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Name: Kevin
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Metro: Cleveland
Gender: Male
Interests: I love movies, television, plays and anything dramatic. I enjoy teaching the art of acting to others and helping them find their own style. I also enjoy performing and directing with some tech from time to time. I like late night runs to Wal-Mart and Taco Bell with Dave Krupla (Krupnuts on Xanga) which end in laughter and prank phone calls.
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AIM:  OneWackyGuy
Member Since:
9/14/2005
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| Dun dundundDUN...I HAVE RETURNED! I don't know if anyone still reads this but I will post anyway. I am back and doing great. And now, because you crave it...MORE ADVICE!
If a girl wants to meet you at a party, don't forget what time the PARTY IS!
Small children have the abilitly to suck your lifeforce with their cuteness.
"Take a left and, eh, you'll find it." Is CRAPPY directions.
Nobody tosses a dwarf, but everyone tosses a Goofy Ball!
Cafeteria food tastes like poopy.
There ya go folks. I'm back with a vengeance...or however you spell it. Becker Away! | | |
| The Chuck Norris phase has hit full swing so I decided to add a few that I made up.
It took God 7 days to create the Universe, it took another 12 days to create Chuck Norris.
Anakin Skywalker was conceived by midi-chlorians pushed into Shmi Skywalker from the aftermath of one of Norris's roundhouse kicks outside Mos Espa.
Chuck Norris's toenail clippings are considered currency in poor South African countries.
The Harry Potter cat Mrs. Norris is Chuck's first wife who de-evolved after their honeymoon due to insane pleasure.
The Grand Canyon is a result of a temper tantrum thrown by Chuck Norris at age 5.
Chuck Norris looks at the dash between dates on your tomb stone as a "grace period."
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| These are some posters I made up, one for my script based off the song of the same name, Hotel California. The other I made for my production of Godspell that I was Jesus in last year.
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| I was thinking, "If I were to put an out in the personals what would it say?" And I think, by George, I've got it!
"Single White Male who loves theatre, Star Wars and having shitloads of fun. Turn-ons include humor, Star Wars references and Battleship gaming talent. Turn-offs include a hate for all things funny, a dislike of Star Wars and using wierd sexual quotes without a proper explanation. Other Turn-ons inclue The Sheilds Twins, just cause they are that awesome! (Thats for you girls.) If interested be contact me at OneWackyGuy on Xanga."
Yup, thats my personal ad, including the side comment in parenthathese, because I'm that cool. And how wierd would it be to put your Xanga in a personal ad? God, I'm awkward. | | |
| I love Star Wars. I am a huge nerd and I really love Star Wars. I am sitting in my room looking at my collection realizing how much I really love it. I just am a HUGE nerd. And I live vicariously through my friends who have lives at other colleges and in other cities. But I enjoy sitting in my room reveling in my Star Wars collection. Mmmm...Star Wars. This entry has nothing to do with anything. But I just had to confess my love for Star Wars. Oh! And I hit my friend Dave with his car. Ask me about it. Star Wars. | | |
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